Jonathan for President

Jonathan at the White House

I can’t begin to express how sick I am of politics.  I don’t know if I can stand all of this for the next 2 months.  I don’t care if you are democrat or republican.  I don’t care who is up or down in the polls.  The more I hear about it, the less I care.  This entire election is being controlled by the media anyway.

Out of the four presidential and vice-presidential candidates, only one has governmental experience at the executive level: Sarah Palin.  Two have been in Washington for most of my lifetime and haven’t produced much of what I consider “change”: John McCain and Joe Biden.  The final one has more traits of a celebrity than a presidential candidate: Barack Obama.  One ticket is made of lawyers and the other is made of non-lawyers.  By the way — I hate lawyers.

So should I vote for the candidate who shares the same beliefs as I do (pro-life, no gay marriage, etc.) or should I go with the democrat who might bring me more prosperity (the economy usually fairs well under democrat presidents)?  It’s not likely that an abortion case will make it back up the steps of the Supreme Court during the next few years anyway.  Even if it did, it’s not like pro-lifers could come out any worse than we already are.  The economy, however, can always get worse.  But then again, I really do hate lawyers.

I could vote for someone who is not on a major party ticket.  But I think this race is going to be too close to waste my vote like that.  If you are as undecided as I am, perhaps you should write in “Jonathan Davis” on your ballot and elect me president.  Nevermind, I’m not old enough yet.

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