There is one domestic chore that we don’t do at my house: Ironing.
We don’t even own an iron. For some reason, when we were going through the whole engagement – marriage era of our lives, everyone opted to give us toasters instead. Six of them to be exact. Most of them went back to the store, but not one was exchanged for an iron.
We do have an ironing board. We also have a travel ironing board. They sit in the deep dark corner of our laundry room, gathering dust by the hot water heater. We even had a third ironing board at one point, which we gave away. When I tell people that we don’t have an iron, they give me the same look as when I tell them that “I’ve never swallowed a pill before” or “I’ve never eated a banana”.
When we stay at a hotel that has an iron in the closet, my five year old asks “Daddy, What’s that?” (He asks about the coffee maker too). In contrast, my wife was already ironing her family’s clothes when she was five. I have actually never ironed. While growing up, I had a laundry genie that would take clothes out of the laundry basket and somehow make them clean, wrinkle-free, and on hangers in my closet.
Fast forward to now — six years into our marriage. Guess what I need? An iron.
No, I don’t have wrinkled clothes. Well, at least not wrinkled enough to warrant actually purchasing an iron.
For my upcoming marathon, I decided to make my fan club (family) shirts to support me. It seems to be the thing to do for the Disney Marathon. I looked at creating shirts using zazzle, but I don’t want to spend that much money on a dated shirt that would be worn once. My frugal self went to Hobby Lobby and bought some $3.00 white t-shirts and a $6.00 inkjet-iron-transfer kit from Wal-Mart. Somehow I missed the hint that you actually need an iron to make it happen. Doh!
So now I’m stuck with a dilema: Do I fork out another $5.00 – $10.00 on an iron, or do I ask to borrow one? I’m very frugal, so I don’t want to spend money on a household appliance that I’ll likely only use this once. But an iron isn’t one of those things that you borrow from your next-door neighbor, like an extension ladder or a cup of sugar.
This may be one of those times when I purchase something, use it once, and return it.