About Me

I’m Jonathan. I’m 35, father of two elementary schoolers, husband, son, brother, and programmer analyst for the third branch of the largest employer in the United States.

When I was a cashier, people would stand in lines to get to me. Now the only fan I have is spinning on the ceiling. I didn’t realize how old I had become until my friends started having babies on purpose.

I dabble in photography in my spare time. It amazes me how everyone with a $500 DSLR and a bootleg copy of Photoshop seems to think that they are qualified to called themselves a photographer.

I do side work occasionally, but only when I find the projects interesting.

I’m also working on learning spanish, although pretty inconsistently.

I loved LOST and there is still an empty spot in my life from where it once was. I hate haircuts, shoes, trailer parks, politicians, wars, wal-mart, and lawyers (ha ha ha).

I’m running in I ran the Walt Disney World Marathon and half-marathon in January 2009, January 2010, and January 2011, January 2012, January 2013, and January 2014. And, even though I swore I would never do it again, I’m going to do it yet again in 2015!