Just shaved three years off of my life with a great lunch at Five Guys. I would have been old and senile those years anyway. 1 week ago
About to go spend some money I don't have on things I don't need. #ImAnAmerican1 week ago
So Tristan lost his first tooth at school -- literally lost it on the playground. Should the tooth fairy come when there's no tooth to get? 2 weeks ago