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Jonathan’s Twitter Updates for the week of 2010-07-25

Sunday, July 25th, 2010
  • Almost a month wait for the new iPhone. I'm going to lose my mind without a smartphone for the next month. #
  • So yeah, that last tweet was minutes before my iPhone went into the water — most expensive tweet ever. Grrrrrrr. #
  • Current view http://yfrog.com/55d1aj #
  • Wish I got paid to come in and decorate my door. Teachers are pretty worthless when school is out. #
  • Whoever has the heat on outside — can you turn it down just a little please? #
  • Got several complements tonight on my new "Once you go mac you'll never go back" shirt. #
  • In-law wants a computer with Google on it. #FML #
  • And now, desserts (that's stressed spelled backwards) : http://yfrog.com/mq2urj #
  • Lunch http://yfrog.com/ju639kj #
  • At what's going to be a long work lunch. Time to catch up on my tweets. #
  • Dear tweeps: Sorry for not tweeting. Freelance work & marathon training are eating up my free time. See you again this weekend! -Jonathan #
  • HA HA HA HA The SPLOST failed. Take that screwed up local government! #
  • Nevermind. They were probably tweeting while driving like me. #
  • So I live at the end of a culdesac and alcohol isn't sold on Sunday. How did someone take out my mailbox last night??? #
  • Theres a correlation between the number of invisible injuries and the character on the Band-Aid. These Toy Story 3 band-aids are going fast! #

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Jonathan’s Twitter Updates for the week of 2010-07-18

Sunday, July 18th, 2010
  • I don't care what you are for or against. If your campaign robocalls me, I'm voting against you. #
  • Coconut M&Ms rock! #
  • Someone rescue me from this meeting. Please. #
  • #myfirsttweet was July 25, 2008. It said "evaluating day cares" #
  • Just added a new luxury to my office. The boss is not going to like it, but when the cat is away . . . #
  • Perhaps we need keyboards for people with no fingers too? Maybe some mice for people without cats? MS Windows for people without walls? #
  • Wasting time on accomodating disabled students in the computer lab. Pointless because we have no disabled students. #
  • Returning to work after a vacation sucks. #
  • Sorry tweeps, sometimes I forget about you. Sorry for my neglect. #

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Jonathan’s Twitter Updates for the week of 2010-07-11

Sunday, July 11th, 2010
  • These kids are practically committing suicide to raise money for suicide awareness. #FAIL http://yfrog.com/7gqzzacj #
  • Mackenzie wasn't sure what the phone in our hotel room was! We've been a cell-only household since before she was born. Wow! #
  • Current view http://yfrog.com/bg3xqj #
  • Swimsuit Stereotypes observed today: Male speedos = hopefully a lost European #
  • Swimsuit Stereotypes observed today: Solids or polka dots = hot #
  • Swimsuit Stereotypes observed today: G-string or thong = slut #
  • Swimsuit Stereotypes observed today: Any combination of red/white/blue (rebel flag, US flag, dixie flag, etc) = white trash #
  • Swimsuit Stereotypes observed today: Swim skirt = fat #
  • Swimsuit Stereotypes observed today: One piece = old lady #
  • Stayed at hotel 2 nights ago and used free internet. Looks like my username/password was captured for every site I logged into. Not happy. #
  • Looks like my Twitter and email accounts got hacked. If you got any weird messages from me, just delete it. #
  • Why do buffets even have diet soda? #
  • I thought we had the stereotypical walmart at home. Then we came here. #
  • Driving through Augusta. About to stop by @Savemeimdtba's because I hear she's washing cars this weekend! #
  • I'm going to get Twitter-flamed for this, but the Atlanta #peachtree Road Race was much more fun than the #wdwmarathon #
  • At Lenox Square for the start of the #peachtree road race. #

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Jonathan’s Twitter Updates for the week of 2010-07-04

Sunday, July 4th, 2010
  • Some idiot turned off the lights while I was using a public restroom. Guess that was payback for all the times I did it when I was 12. #
  • Going to find out what's more fun: #wdwmarathon or #peachtree road race. Lot's of activity around Lenox right now. #
  • Crowded! RT “@ATLtrackclub: What do you think? RT @jonathanbdavis: At the #peachtree road race expo” #
  • At the #peachtree road race expo #
  • At IKEA Atlanta. Time to spend some $$$. #
  • Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce . . . #
  • My kids must have the coolest day care around http://yfrog.com/0587jqj #
  • I have now conquered Backup Exec . . .thanks to a few hours with the Indians and lots of Huh?s. She better not delete anything else. #
  • Just got off of a 2.5 hour call with the most helpful Indian at Symantec. One problem solved. One huge one remains . . . #
  • Twitter is over capacity. So am I. #
  • Valuable lesson learned: Never try to make small talk with a librarian. Fred's valuable lesson learned: Don't dress like one either! #
  • When I get emails with the high priority flag on, I delete them immediately. I decide what is high priority in my life. #
  • How do you have "work stress" when your job is taking out the trash? #
  • With a life like this, I wonder why she watches the soaps everyday? #
  • Now we are hearing about her kids. #
  • Housekeeping lady is telling us the story of her tramatic childhood. FML #
  • Texting while driving was 100 times more fun this morning now that it's illegal! Maybe they should make exercising illegal too! #
  • Happy New (fiscal) Year! #
  • Amazon just bought the world's biggest bag of crap. It's called @woot. #
  • Thanks to a delete-happy secretary, the rest of my day will be spent working with BackupExec. Grrrrrr #
  • Kimberlie just told me about someone addicted to crackcaine #FAIL #
  • Since the Georgia ban on texting while driving starts this week, I need something new to do while driving. Maybe I'll order a Nintendo DS. #
  • Just ran across the Dharma Initiative in Kroger! #LOST http://yfrog.com/4cvqerj #
  • PATCO, SEPTA, Amtrak, and now MARTA. 4 rail systems in 8 states over 2 days. I'm tired now! #
  • I hope these kids go to bed soon. Still loving Amtrak going into hour 6 of 16. #
  • Tweet number 900 here. . . Live from Virginia. #
  • I wasn't kidding about the non-cuteness. See . . . http://yfrog.com/5ccwij #
  • Tristan just made a new friend on the train. Too bad she's not cute. #
  • These Amish folk better shun this baby if it's going to cry all night #
  • Marine One just flew over our train. Awesome! #
  • At Union Station. Amtrak is a relaxing, stress-free way to travel. http://yfrog.com/jk8m8mj #
  • Rainy in DC. #
  • Can't believe these Amish have a box of Dunkin Donuts. Their own goods are way better than that junk. #
  • In Wilmington. Amtrak rocks! Next stop = Baltimore then Washington DC. http://yfrog.com/2ctk9yj #
  • Leaving PA. Amtraking it with a bunch of Amish. Next stop = Wilmington Delaware. #
  • About to beat these folks up and take their baked goods http://yfrog.com/j7i15vj #

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Jonathan’s Twitter Updates for the week of 2010-06-27

Sunday, June 27th, 2010
  • Eating in Philadelphia is more expensive than eating at Walt Disney World. #
  • Just saw three #calicon10 attendees drinking and crying. I thought their linux server had crashed until they mentioned Michael Jackson. #
  • Was that the Examsoft guy drinking from an Electronic Bluebook water bottle? #calicon10 #
  • Now twitter thinks I'm in New York. I'm actually in Philadelphia. geotag #FAIL #
  • What a long day. #
  • Looks like twitter rate limited #calicon10 folks. Appeared to be too many folks from a single IP address. #twitter #FAIL #
  • In every session or class that I've ever attended, one person usually asks 80% of the questions. #calicon10 #
  • Now getting into the apple vs adobe argument in the video production session . . . ZZZZZZzzzzz . . . #calicon10 #
  • "There may be no 'I' in 'team,' but there is a 'U' in 'suck.'" from #calicon10 #
  • Nope. It wasn't me snoring! #calicon10 #
  • Twitter for iPhone hasn't figured out that we are in Camden NJ but I promise we are. #
  • Now over in Joy-Z (New Jersey) for #calicon10 #
  • Not sure what's more pathetic: buying a t-shirt from the Betsy Ross House or actually wearing it. #
  • And there's a @wootoff today . . . during #calicon10 #
  • For the first — and last — time in my life, I took a taxi today. Next time I'll walk first. #
  • Sorry left it at home RT “@CALIorg: @jonathanbdavis So we'll be seeing you in a yellow hat tomorrow? http://bit.ly/2MViQz” #
  • Liberty bell? Independence hall? Screw those! When I come to Philly, I go searching for the PPA because I love A&Es Parking Wars! #calicon10 #
  • Just landed in Philadelphia #
  • I hope you don't waste as much time on this as I did: http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix? #
  • Tristan found money on the sidewalk at a store . . . and I'm not talking about coins! #
  • One day, I'll be able to make it through one day without seeing the words "Miley" and "Bieber" on twitter. That will be a good day. #
  • About to go take lunch to the wife #
  • Longest day of the year on a Monday . . . I'm glad this summer solstice is almost a wrap! #
  • "By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong." — Charles Wadsworth #
  • This is how stupid #fifa is: http://imgur.com/DBDTq How could they not notice that? #
  • Can't figure out why these folks wish their dads "Happy Father's Day" on facebook. Surely they still have phones. #tacky #

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Jonathan’s Twitter Updates for the week of 2010-06-20

Sunday, June 20th, 2010
  • Watching Toy Story makes us not want to get rid of our kids' toys. I wonder how many other pack-rats #Pixar has inspired? #hoarders #
  • Looking at my #peachtree packet, it's ironic to find a #wafflehouse coupon and a heart scan coupon in the same envelope. Ha! #
  • Attention tweeps: God made oil, not man. That is all. #
  • Best part about the #peachtree packet: coupon for 2 free hashbrown toppings at #wafflehouse #FTW #
  • Just got my #peachtree road race number in the mail! #
  • Up at 5am = done. 5K = done. 45 mile drive = done. 4 mile canoe trip = done. Lunch = done. 4 hour nap = ooops! #
  • For Father's Day, I don't want tools, ties, or golf clubs. I want to go see Toy Story! #
  • People at work are obsessed with #fifa ::Yawn:: #
  • Lakers not looking good @Marshallvillain #
  • Tired of seeing the twitter over capacity message #
  • Dear Obama, the way to fix the economy is NOT hurting a global company with millions of shareholders. Thanks. #
  • After watering all of the plants . . . it rains. #
  • In the south, we like birds coated in oil, but first you have to feather and bread the bird and heat the oil up a bit. Serve with biscuits. #
  • Oh yeah, there was a speech tonight about some sort of natural substance bubbling up into the ocean. Too bad I missed it. #
  • T-ball party at Stevie-B's was by far the worst hour of my day, but Mackenzie's swimming lessons & Tristan's t-ball are done! Hello Normal! #
  • The tball chapter of my life is over! #
  • Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day . . . and I work with a LOT of OLD people. I guess I better be good today. #
  • Mackenzie just told me she will eat a tomato when it turns into a strawberry. #
  • Planning vacation(s). Donations accepted. #
  • Twitter for iPhone finally got my location right! Macon it is! #
  • Another Monday . . . #
  • Maybe happiness is worth the chance of a bitter end. #
  • I'm no smoker, but real cigarettes can't possibly be more addictive than these politically incorrect candy cigarettes I'm eating. #
  • This @hansonmusic CD is way too good for $7.00. I feel like I should go give Best Buy some more money! #
  • Nascar, golf, and #fifa soccer are the three best ways to fall asleep quickly. #
  • It's so hot that the pool isn't even refreshing. #

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Jonathan’s Twitter Updates for the week of 2010-06-13

Sunday, June 13th, 2010
  • Sorry old people, #redbox is not for you! http://yfrog.com/jddk5zxj #
  • England already kicks our butts with the oil spill. What's this soccer game going to do? #fifa #
  • Soccer is so boring. Takes too long to score. #FIFA #
  • So Twitter has me broadcasting from Rutland, Georgia. I'm actually at home. #
  • My reward for rising and shining: http://yfrog.com/6bqgitj #
  • MapMyRun.com: Completed Salute to Freedom 5K. 398 (kcal). 3.10 mi.. 00:24:58 #
  • Off to Mercer to run a 5K #
  • Just applied for another government job. Cross your fingers for me! #
  • And it's over! http://yfrog.com/mw554j #
  • Apparently it's bring your family day at swimming lessons. #
  • Last day of swimming lessons for Mackenzie. I wish I could jump in the pool! #
  • Twitter for iPhone us pretty cool #
  • Nice to have a weekend with no plans #
  • What happens when you steal Microsoft software: http://tinyurl.com/2wnvoxk (via teknoids) #
  • Is it me, or is 90 degrees a lot hotter than it used to be? #
  • My sister was on CNN's @clarkhowardshow last weekend. She teaches 5th grade at a school he visited. See it: http://tinyurl.com/284q65h #
  • Ha! #
  • Perhaps wisdom isn't what you know, but rather realizing what you don't know. #
  • That was a hot 4 mile #run . . . what happened to my 50 degree mornings? #
  • Skipped the work luncheon due to my paranoia of "potlucks". Now everyone is pissed off at me. Story of my life. #
  • Twitter is alive! I was getting "Over Capacity" messages for hours. #
  • Are they really painting the walls this color? Good thing SBA isn't here! http://tweetphoto.com/26248607 #
  • Just got my jury duty deferred. Looks like #calicon10 is back on with no expensive last minute travel changes! #
  • Is anyone else getting Twitter mention spam? #
  • Photos of oil on the beach remind me of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Those tarballs look like melted milk chocolate! Mmmmmmm #
  • How much longer are you going to wait before you call in Captain Planet? @bpglobalpr #
  • A few more days in the pool like today, and my family won't be white anymore. #
  • Thankful for the magic bullet infomercial — it reminds me that I have one. Used it 2X today: pancakes from scratch & strawberry milkshakes #
  • So I realized yesterday that a 14 degree marathon is much easier than a 90 degree 10K. No longer looking forward to #peachtree #
  • We've decided to become swingers: http://tweetphoto.com/25917766 #

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Jonathan’s Twitter Updates for the week of 2010-06-06

Sunday, June 6th, 2010
  • Just got a jury summons — suppose to report on June 28 but planned to still be on vacation that morning. America sucks. #
  • They say you can't mix oil and water. We'll let hurricane season determine if it's true. #
  • Georgia has a new no texting while driving law. But how do they know if you're texting or dialing? #
  • Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for the day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. #
  • National Doughnut Day 2010 #FTW #
  • Since the #census lady stopped coming, I'm returning my form. Would have done it earlier if I had known the envelope tasted that good. #
  • Ready for this to end. Have RSVPs for free spicy chicken sandwiches at @ChickfilA tonight! #
  • Now they change their child in front of everyone. Restrooms and changing rooms, but mom abd grandma are too lazy to walk to them. #
  • Grandma can help raise JR if you get knocked up at 14, but when you're 30 it's time you figured it out. #
  • At mackenzie's swim lessons. Why can't stay-at-home-moms seem to do anything without their mothers? #
  • I REALLY want this shirt: http://tinyurl.com/3y8mp3q #
  • Kimberlie just told me one of her patients fought in the Korean War, Vietnam War, and the Cold War. I think she believed him! #
  • You're 50 years old, bald, and you just failed the Georgia Bar Exam. Now what? Apparently, one of our graduates is going to Disney World!!! #
  • Happy National Running Day to all of my tweeps http://www.runningday.org/events/ #
  • Watching Armageddon on FX to remind myself that Oil riggers ARE still heros! #bpcares #
  • Al & Tipper Gore are getting separated after 40 years of marriage. Let's hope they don't divide up the internet in divorce court! #
  • Me and @FredLeary are saving the world one pug at a time. #
  • Did this student seriously email us on a national holiday because she can't get into iTunes? #
  • $650 for new tires????? Ahhhhhhh! #
  • Wife thinks I'm smart because I use #google to solve the final Jeopardy clues every night. HA HA. Not smart, just resourceful! #
  • Thankful for the dead soldiers for my freedom from work today. #
  • For the record. I broke it, not the kids. #
  • Have a 5K Friday, a 10K Saturday and now glass all in my feet. #
  • And when mom is away, the glass will pay. Wish this didn't just happen: http://twitpic.com/1srutt #
  • Wife is working all day today. No holidays in healthcare. Too many patients to see. #
  • Congrats Phillies on a perfect game! Though if we are going to have multiple perfect games in a month, they won't seem as important! #

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Jonathan’s Twitter Updates for the week of 2010-05-30

Sunday, May 30th, 2010
  • I wonder how much sleep BP's CEO has had in the last month. Now he's calling it "the damn leak". HA HA HA HA! #
  • Annoyed — Using laptop in public and nosy people trying to read my screen. #
  • Army guy is walking around the building trying to find educators to skydive with the Golden Knights. Wish I was a teacher today . . . #
  • These suckers are paying Mercer over $100,000 for a J.D. I don't need a J.D. I AM J.D. . . . Jonathan Davis #
  • Me and @Marshallvillain are going to have to block the boss from reading our tweets. #
  • I guess with teeth like that, Bowersox can always go get a job at waffle house. I liked her music though. #
  • GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I wanted Bowersox to win! #
  • Looks and sounds like Janet Jackson is trying to take Michael's place #americanidol #
  • Watching #Glee for the first time . . . WTF? #
  • Everyone was talking about Jack Bauer today, but I'm going to miss @rajskub the most! Love you Chloe! #24 #
  • Chaotic evening at the Davis household . . . #
  • Apologies to my followers for retweeting @BPGlobalPR so much, but that stuff HAS to be the funniest stuff on #twitter #
  • Hooray for no school zones this morning! #
  • And they get all weird about it in the last 10 minutes. GRRRRRRRR. WTF #LOST #
  • Watching Jack Shepard save tonight, watching Jack Bauer save tomorrow. #LOST #24 #
  • Completely satisfied with #LOST so far . . . except they have more freaking commercials than the super bowl. #
  • 4 8 15 16 23 42 #
  • Kimberlie pronounces salutorian "SAH-LOOT-AH-TORY-AHN". Probably why she never was one! (Then again, I wasn't either) #
  • Am I the only one who types faster when the #twitter character countdown turns red? Like thats really going to make a difference! #
  • Big night tonight: #LOST finale! I can't think of any way they can end it without pissing me off. It will probably keep me up all night. #

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Jonathan’s Twitter Updates for the week of 2010-05-23

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010
  • Kimberlie started crying at a sad scene in this movie we're watching. Then Tristan started laughing and told her it wasn't real life! #
  • How come everytime a neighbor moves out, a worse one moves in? Can we please have the 20 year olds back who act like they are 80? #
  • Bad weather means no t-ball concession stand duty tonight!!! #FTW #
  • I withdraw my earlier google kudos. I now realize that I'm older than pacman. #
  • Kudos to google for an awesome interactive doodle today! #
  • Here it is folks: Tweet number 700!! I still have a long way to go to catch up with some of you! Next stop = 1000 (okay, maybe 701). #
  • Get over it people. Facebook did not put your personal information on the internet . . . you did! #
  • Last day of school for this kids today . . . #
  • So apparently these "Silly Bandz" are my kids generation's version of friendship bracelets. #
  • #LOST #
  • Shouldn't census enumerators WANT to visit everyone three times? After all, they get paid by the hour. #
  • Census worker should know better than to knock during #woot happy hour! #
  • Census lady returned. I didn't answer door again. She asked the alcoholic neighbor about me. Bad choice. I think he hit on her! #
  • They may look alike on the clock, but I assure you that 5:10 PM is much more fun than his evil twin 5:10 AM. #
  • It's amazing that we won WWII when you consider the slow speeds that the WWII veterans drive. #
  • When people use speakerphone to call me, the first thing I do is put them on speakerphone too. #
  • In one week, it will all be over #LOST #

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